Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Fenriz on selling out

Q: How many people have offered you lots of money to play live? And you always turn it down.
A: I could be a rich bitch if I said yes to all these things.
Q: Why don't you?
A: Because Darkthrone is my life's work. And it will be less if I do something I don't want to.


Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Republicans be like:

Oct 2008: "You'll never get elected and pass healthcare."
Nov 2008: "We'll never let you pass healthcare."
Jan 2009: "We're gonna shout you down every time you try to pass healthcare."
July 2009: "We'll fight to death every attempt you make to pass healthcare."
Dec 2009: "We will destroy you if you even consider passing healthcare."
March 2010: "We can't believe you just passed healthcare."
April 2010: "We are going to overturn healthcare."
Sept 2010: "We are going to repeal healthcare."
Jan 2011: "We are going to destroy healthcare."
Feb 2012: "We're gonna elect a candidate who'll revoke healthcare NOW."
June 2012: "We'll go to the Supreme Court, and they will overturn healthcare."
Aug 2012: "American people'll never re-elect you-they don't want healthcare."
Oct 2012: "We can't wait to win the election and explode healthcare."
Nov 2012: "We can't believe you got re-elected & we can't repeal healthcare."
Feb 2013: "We're still going to vote to obliterate healthcare."
June 2013: "We can't believe the Supreme Court just upheld healthcare."
July 2013: "We're going to vote like 35 more times to erase healthcare."
Sept 2013: "We are going to leverage a government shutdown into defunding healthcare."
Oct 2013: "WHY AREN'T YOU NEGOTIATING???"

Jeezus Christ almighty


Friday, September 27, 2013

Idiot America

The three Great Premises of Idiot America:

Any theory is valid if it sells books, soaks up ratings, or otherwise moves units.

Anything can be true if someone says it loudly enough.

Fact is that which enough people believe. Truth is determined by how fervently they believe it.